psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.
y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?
Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars
i drank out of the toilet.
sum goggiez hab a drinkin prblm...
Haf way to confeshun, Max relized dat he raffur enjoyd being a ebil kitteh. An so he went hoem.
Ai can has forgibness?