The theme here is simple: whatever your dog is looking at might be pretty, but your dog is always prettier. Got it?
I also like you as much as a cat likes to wake you up at 4 a.m. for no good reason because I mean there's already food in the bowl and you just changed the litter box a few hours before going to bed and GOOD LORD WAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE IS IT BECAUSE CATS JUST LOVE TORTURE????? It's a deep like, this like. You might almost call it love.