Don't try to deny it; you know these feels! But just to say, if you have to have problems, cat owner problems are THE BEST problems you can possibly have!

barefoots, uphill boef wayz

Yah, yeah, grampaw...

COMPLAINT DEPT on second thought... everything's ok

Ugh, y iz dis sew hard?!

Auntie Berta always complained that the cats kept locking her out of the house. The weird part was she had no cats. Shake ur head all u want, humin. We won't disapeer.

They told me to post my complaints... ...It's not working.