As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!
Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.