Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.

Other cats get the sun and the beach. Me, I get Muckluck of the mountains. Life sucksand then you freeze.

cold noms go in. warm noms come out. you can't explain that.

Come on, guys! I don't care if we are penquins. The water's frickin' cold! Can't we just order in?

Because itz in da winter in da Hogwartz loft.