I choose YOU.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I will take this one and I will call him George

datz a bery gud naym aifinkso!

You can either play Cat Stevens or you can play NOTHING!!

Under one paw I have the antidote for the poison you just drank. Under the other is a breath mint . . . . . . Choose Wisely.

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HAM?

You're choosing me? You don't look very bright but at least you have impeccable taste in kittehs.

"I know it's wrong to be so into the neighbors' divorce. But their choice of projectiles is fascinating."