You're choosing me? You don't look very bright but at least you have impeccable taste in kittehs.
"I know it's wrong to be so into the neighbors' divorce. But their choice of projectiles is fascinating."
Which one would you like me to slap you with?
U shud start walkin closer az u deeside.
Twenty toys to choose from but Maggie and Bella always have to fight over the same one every single time
Out of all the ringtones in the world, why did you have to pick "Baby"?