Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Teacher says someone is cheating on test I become a scarlet macaw.

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!

Hickary dickory dock 3 Mice ran up teh clock The cats caught one And teh other 2 escaped with minor injuries.

itz nawt teh werst kind ob clok tho, tbh...

I gotz 39 cents in change, $1050 in poker chipz, sum pretzels, two pencils and a buk with nekkid ladies in it... Whut was u lukin for again?

no pets me? perhaps Missur Hamiltin chanjiz ur mind?