Ignoring the law of gravity is only fun until you realize that you can't reach your food bowl.
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
You can let the cat out of the bag, but the cat might not come out.
Follow your dreams ! except for that one where you're naked in church
We'z besties, rite? Yah, yah, for sure. (...but when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm still tripping you.)
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