I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
HOLY CRAP A LEAF! WOW ANOTHER LEAF! WOAH ANUDDER ONE!! HOW MANY ARE THERE!? I CAN'T BELEAF DIZ!!!
If you can't convince them---confuse them.
You can lead a flamingo to water but you can't make him think.
Dude...what did we do last night? 8 shots of tequila, and then I have no idea!!!
Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!
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