drunk sqirl cant tree
Can't heer yur rules Earz too small
I can't believe you're having YOUR family over for Thanksgiving and you forgot to get extra toilet paper. Have you forgotten what happened last year?
Ya kant keep me up heer foreber! And when ai gets down iz goin rite for dat new sofa again!
Do you know the password? Seriously, I can't get out of here!
cold noms go in. warm noms come out. you can't explain that.
Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.