It makes me sad when you don't wear pants

plz 2 cober urself, hoomin?

that's how babies are made?!

Sadly, Rico never really recovered from accidentally walking into the dog's backside.

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.

Nosy cat wonders what all those strange noises coming from the bedroom ar-DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW LEGS COULD BEND LIKE THAT!

People who live in glass houses should not become nudists.

And that was the last time Pedro looked through Snooki's window