O Hai!

Doant get up, ai can do dis maiself.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

aCATeminophen

DON'T ASK ME I JUST WORK HERE

I even opened the cabinet for you.

I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.

I currently hold a cabinet position. If you don't believe me, I'll get down and give you a counter argument.

Ai see wut u did dere...