Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?
hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I hate to tell you this Human, but you're a bit behind on your holidays.
tho ai iz kwite a big fan ob meowloween!!
Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.
Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!