OH BUTT, I LOVE YOU
MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT
No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?