Mai hooman may be a crazee cat laydee, but sheez mai crazee cat laydee.

nao if onlee ai cud findz her a crayzee cat man...

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

But.. I wents to jared..

mebbe trai a diffrent kind ob ring nekst tiem, kitteh.

Yes, I'm paying attention. Although you just bored one ear to death.

He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.

Sorry, Mario, ur princess IS in this castle... ...But I eated her.

I FOUND U A SKYRIM DRAGON, BUT I BEATED IT.

Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.