I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.
Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
They say if you lived during the 60's, you can't remember them. But I remember.
Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.
You can let the cat out of the bag, but the cat might not come out.