You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.
he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.
no pets me? perhaps Missur Hamiltin chanjiz ur mind?
They don't know who betrayed Bin Ladin to the CIA. But this is a pic of his cat, the day after.