You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog

Srsly. Taek ur pik.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.

he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

no pets me? perhaps Missur Hamiltin chanjiz ur mind?

They don't know who betrayed Bin Ladin to the CIA. But this is a pic of his cat, the day after.