When I said to make me a sammich I didint mean it literally....

Beddur than being in-bread ai guess.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I CAN HAZ BFA

itz fine art. u wudnt unnerstand.

Dis wat hapins wen teh hoomins have nuffin to do butz loaf arownd...

datz a gud way 2 get a rize owt ob ur kitteh...

i wubs u, bred neber leev meh

And not five seconds later, his own friends and family nearly pecked him to death.