I believe it is what they call a 'boyfriend'.
Do we kill it?
No... we drive it slowly insane.
der iz no room 4 him here...
Wait,pooping on the carpet is bad?
You think you're tough just because you're big? Why, I could take you down with a single bite to the ankle, with all four of my paws tied behind my back. You wanna try me? Huh? Huh? Come on, you big chicken! You're scared!
For the love of dog, are we there yet?