Dis portulz iz borkd.
Dass it. Call Apurrture and tell Cave tu come fix dis.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Don't ask just get mom
how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?
Damn you yoga class! Damn you!
HURRICANE? NO, SILLY, WE LIVE IN ALASKA... IT WAS THE VIKINGS.
Oh oh. I borked myself