He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .
politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Iz boring letz play Mouse Trap
Admit it - you were going to take a picture of this ugly floor, and just this ugly floor, until I got here.
Iz a mastur @ teh gaem ob Catball!
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.