Admit it. You haven't actually read a book since you joined Facebook.

facebook iz kinda liek reedin, rite?

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE

lowd fingz r grayt fingz!

I is a romance book cover.

aifinkso itz gunna b a bestestsellur.

i got yew a book but i readed it

200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

"Ask not for whom teh bell tolls" Why teh hell not?