Hey Bartender! I'll take a pint of O'Negative, please...

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OH, I NEED A BATH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

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Mai blud tipe iz teh creed bi wich I liv... B NEGATIV

an urz is gunna paynt mai clawz if u doan tayk dis stoopid hat off meh...

diabeetus blud checkr do it offen

Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer