kitteh won't get that job

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Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer

Painting my claws

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Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.

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