I may be ebil, I may not. It's a gray area.
Ai hab frends in low places tho.
Clik heer 2 add a funneh capshun!
I think I look best in black and white.
I have not the foggiest inkling of what I am attempting to accomplish here.
ai haz no cloo bowt wutz goin on rite nao.
I often like to sit alone and ponder the meaning of my life. Then I remember that my purpose is to use my ultimate squee to obtain whatever my tiny heart desires.