Where's the birthday cake??
Yeah I'm hungry.
Is there ice cream, too?
I need to use a tree...
whoz burfday iz it?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I said no clowns at my party. So why is your boyfriend here?
I don't like it. It has an ugly face.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.
ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!
My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.
"Billy, when Mom tells you that you're adopted, remember to act surprised."