Teh kittehz iz a berry sinful spesheez.

But to be fair, don't all kitteh owners say similar things to their cats?

Wat kinds ob fings duz kittehz sez?

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

We iz gud at hydin owr immachoority.

Location of my cat when I want him to hang out with me: Location of my cat when I'm trying to get stuff done:

Mebbe if u cud taek care ov ur bizness, dis wudn't happin!

Duz ur invizibul frend need an invizibul bike?

Cats and graphs: a classic purring.