Miss Fancy Feast 2002. Used to eat from crystal dishes. Now eats from garbage cans. NIP not even once

broke up with my boyfriend right before the ark shoves off. this is just great!!

Jaw exercises are recommended before the start of every summer burger season.

Billy always hated meeting the girl's dad before a date

I knew about I Can Has Cheezburger Before it was even I Can Has Ground Beef

I no I learned an important lesson here before But I dunt remember wut it wuz

I'Z IN MAI PILLOW BUNKER PLOTTIN' MAI NEXT MOVE