"Hey Moooooom! I think I found a honey tree! Can I climb it?"
Squeee! Even widdle Polar Bear cubs are ticklish. I now have a new goal in life to tickle one myself!
What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
I don't understand officer, I wasn't going that fast down the highway.