Good god man, put down that camera and watch where you're driving! I don't want to take my last breath wearing this silly outfit!
luk out n dunt get into a krash!
THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Be very careful when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. The first step is killer.