For a tiny minion of darkness he sure does eat a lot.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?

Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

stair way to basement

teh wun fer heaben iz currentlee clozed.

Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!

Try as they might, the Basement Coven could not steal the Ginger Cat's soul, for he had no soul to steal.

I'm sorry but I jus a twainee, I no hire da minions. Let me direk yo to da Hooman Weeshorshes part of da basement.