Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT? A FLAT MINOR.
WHEN I FOUND OUT MY TOASTER WASN'T WATERPROOF I WAS SHOCKED
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish!
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.