Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT?
A FLAT MINOR.
WHEN I FOUND OUT MY TOASTER WASN'T WATERPROOF
I WAS SHOCKED
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can't tuna fish!