Stupid dog, I told him sleeping in the microwave was a bad idea...
dis no luk like dizneeland but u say so, n ai trustiz u
Hang on! To be a real hipster I have to be vegetarian?
Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.
Things had been pretty quiet that evening. Then Candice tried to rub her scent on the power button.
Spring, 1989. Travis becomes a dog person.
Good Idea: Sticking your head out of the car window to enjoy the breeze and the scenery. Bad Idea: Not making sure the slobbering dog in the car ahead of you isn't doing the same.