Hang on! To be a real hipster I have to be vegetarian?
Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.
Things had been pretty quiet that evening. Then Candice tried to rub her scent on the power button.
Spring, 1989. Travis becomes a dog person.
Good Idea: Sticking your head out of the car window to enjoy the breeze and the scenery. Bad Idea: Not making sure the slobbering dog in the car ahead of you isn't doing the same.
Wet butt and not a burd in site. Mebbe dis not such a gud idea.
I'm the GOOD cop. You DON'T wanna meet my partner!!
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