"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.

"Don't make me come back there!"

I ATE THEM FOR BACK RENT AND REPOSSESSED THE PROPERTY FOR MY OWN USES

The pretzel that bites back.

ITZ SWINGING BAK LEMME IN!!!

Sometimes, when you watch the interwebs, the interwebs watches you back.

I see you are attempting to "bring sexy back." I'm sorry. But there are no refunds.