So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.
Mai other car is a Mercedes.
Look at your cat, now look back me The dark side is lookin' better isn't it!
The deadly kitten-hydra is ... napping come back later.
Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.
"Don't make me come back there!"
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