*WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?*

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So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.

Look at your cat,

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Look at your cat, now look back me The dark side is lookin' better isn't it!

Two minutes is too long

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"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.

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