Court is da wors. Lets get dis ober wib.
I may LOOKS helpless but i habs da MEANEST attorney munnies can buys.
Bettur cawl Sawl.
I'd like you to meet my attorney. Badger. Of Badger, Wolverine, Skunk and Kline.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
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corgi c. corgster ATTORNEY AT LAW
mai last job was nawt so gud 4 meh...