I JUST ATE A TINY CHEERLEADER

it taystid liek teen spirit.

IS MY TONGUE BLUE? I ATE A VERY SAD MOUSE.

I ATE THEM FOR BACK RENT AND REPOSSESSED THE PROPERTY FOR MY OWN USES

I ATE THE NOID HE TASTED OF PEPPERONI AND DESPERATION

No, I do NOT look "like the cat that ate the canary." Your parakeet, however...