I JUST ATE A TINY CHEERLEADER
it taystid liek teen spirit.
IS MY TONGUE BLUE? I ATE A VERY SAD MOUSE.
I ATE THEM FOR BACK RENT AND REPOSSESSED THE PROPERTY FOR MY OWN USES
I ATE THE NOID HE TASTED OF PEPPERONI AND DESPERATION
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