I'm sorry I pooped on the floor by your bed.
i had a hole bukey...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Oops, sorry It sounded like you were hurting her.
Sorry lil' alien buddy, I tawt you said, "Take me to your ladder."
u cud haz jus tayken him 2 basement kitteh, u noez.
Sorry. I'm a little wired.
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