I apologize, good feline, but your grammatical errors of speech amuse me.
Yes, I hid teh goggie's fud, shredded every roll of toilet paper, threw up hairbalz in ur slippers, tore down the curtains, peed just owtside teh litter box and slept on ur favorite white sweater.
R u still mad at meh?
Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Dun cwy...I sowwy...
Ai will do beddur next tiem.