They won't suspect a thing...

u r totalee nawt suspishus at all, kitteh!

okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.

They said I could become anything. So I became a Furby

I hate going to the vet. These stupid gowns never cover ANYTHING!

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP