They won't suspect a thing...
u r totalee nawt suspishus at all, kitteh!
okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
They said I could become anything. So I became a Furby
I hate going to the vet. These stupid gowns never cover ANYTHING!
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP