"I get on the dining table, but am too afraid to get down"

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

You shouldn't need swim lessons. It should come ottermatically.

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Iz no longer afraid of gittin mah shots, Mom!!

speshully wen dey r whiskee shotz!

I'll come down when that spider is gone.

Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!

Star light, Star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Holy Crap, its the Satellite !!!

Okay. You can start the scary movie now.