Duuudeee..... Pretty sure that's an elephant up there
Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.
(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)
Ooooh, he deserbz an Acatnippy Award 4 hiz purrformanses, aifinkso!
And teh awurd 4 best aktor goez 2...
I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going
(Jason Bateman, Elmo)
I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)