Ai wantz tu du LOLSpeak!
Dis stuff is hard tu memorize aneeways!
Just keep up the "shy" actu till they get a little closer...
Just because you're no longer a five hundred pound killing machine, doesn't mean you can't still act like it
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IF A COP COMES, ACT LIKE A CAR AND DRIVE AWAY.