A simple smile Can make so many people so scared.

b afrayd, hoomin. b bery afrayd.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Okay, so we're both chubby. At least I can clean myself.

aifinkso boaf ob u shud avoyd anee lyonz u c tho...

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

owr bujjit iz a lil tite, tho...

Despite advanced 3-D modeling, scientists still can't figure out how a 3-lb, 2-foot long cat can take up six couch cushions.

Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.