A simple smile Can make so many people so scared.
b afrayd, hoomin. b bery afrayd.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Okay, so we're both chubby. At least I can clean myself.
aifinkso boaf ob u shud avoyd anee lyonz u c tho...
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.
owr bujjit iz a lil tite, tho...
Despite advanced 3-D modeling, scientists still can't figure out how a 3-lb, 2-foot long cat can take up six couch cushions.
even lidul puppies kan give u " the eye"
With this Nose I can track a rabbit for 15 Miles! I can't find my way Home after 500 yards. But I can track a rabbit for 15 miles!!
Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.