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teh wun fer heaben iz currentlee clozed.
Rapunzel had no long hair to toss down to the prince... however, she wondered if a hairball would do.
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I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX
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It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!
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