Jimbo took a job as a Maneki Neko at the local five n dime

u kan neber haz 2 much luk wen der iz basement kittehs arownd.

I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.

duz dat meen u alsew noez teh way 2 neberland?

Crocbilled Fattypuss

but doez it prowul liek teh reel fing?

Wheres my pwingles???

LONELY CAT TRYING TO MAKE A FRIEND... OUT OF DRYER LINT

MEOW GUSTA.

Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.