Jimbo took a job as a Maneki Neko at the local five n dime
u kan neber haz 2 much luk wen der iz basement kittehs arownd.
I don't always cross-dress, but when I do... I like to scam free cheezburgers at Wendys.
duz dat meen u alsew noez teh way 2 neberland?
but doez it prowul liek teh reel fing?
Wheres my pwingles???
LONELY CAT TRYING TO MAKE A FRIEND... OUT OF DRYER LINT
Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.