okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.
It's ok . Nobody saw. Nobody will ever know
Gud newz! Dad is OK! Hiz hed is nawt wher yu sed it wuz!
Okay. You can start the scary movie now.
'K, I did it! Now I can haz U-Toob channel liek Maru?
I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT I BET IT'LL TASTE BETTER WHEN IT'S ON THE FLOOR
Okay. Iz reddy fer ma "high colonic." What is it? A drink?