I STARTED MY PRACTICE IN 2010 THAT'S RIGHT... 14 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
If the Collar Doesn't Fit You Must Acquit
Left out in the rain? Sue for emotional damage!
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
They gave up your puppies for adoption?! I'll have the paperwork drawn up for Kidnapping charges!
He had you micro-chipped? Sounds like stalking to me